For me, coming out as bisexual is
either ridiculous, or feels like an unnecessary reveal about
something that is no one else's business but my own.
So why do it? Well, largely, I don't
come out. In spite of the blogging, I'm a pretty private person.
But the world needs more voices
admitting that we're bisexual. There's a visibility problem.
In middle school I had my first boy
crush, in high school my first girl crush, and I've had as many
serious girlfriends as boyfriends (though most definitely not at the
same time). I joined BAGLY (Boston Alliance of Gay and Lesbian
Bisexual Trasngender Youth – note the order? And the absence in the
actual acronym? Oh well. They were still hugely helpful for me) while in high school.
Just before college, I had an
accidental pregnancy. At the same time that I had mononucleosis, was
going to a women's college, and had an identity crisis. I thought I
was a lesbian, instead of being bisexual. In spite of my mad mad
crush on the computer dude who worked in the labs, but then I also
had mad mad crushes on a few of the other female students.
Now, I'm married to a man, who I met
and fell in love with soon after college.
I live in the suburbs, I'm married, I
have two kids, a cat, and two cars. Where in daily life does
sexuality come up? When a neighbor says something homophobic? Nope,
'cause the only neighbors who ever say anything homophobic are
themselves queer.
I was at a conference recently, and
talking to a woman about her book. She mentioned that the name of one
of her heroes is Quim.
So I squashed a snort. Then I laughed. Then I
said, “You might want to rethink that,” and explained.
“Funny,” she said, “someone else
told me that a while ago. She was a lesbian too.” I must have given
her a funny look. “Oh, I just made an assumption, didn't I? It's my
gaydar.”
“Well, half an assumption, yes.”
The last time anything like this
happened to me, I also had really short hair, and it was 20 years ago
– a woman at a pancake house told me I was in the wrong bathrooms.
“The men's room is over there.” Okay yes, that woman was
completely confused, and not
just about my sexuality...
Everyone makes assumptions about other
people's sexuality. In my case, it's usually that I'm straight. What
am I supposed to do, go around telling them they're wrong? Hmm. Maybe.
Rude?
Nomenclature is a big part of the
problem. “I'm bisexual.” “Ugh, TMI!” (Whispers behind hand,
“Creepy, she just told me what her sexual preferences are. Next
we'll be hearing about that retired couple's night time fantasies.”)
What could we call bisexuality so it
doesn't feel too intimate? There are LOADS of slurs, centering around
the idea that bisexual means being on sexual overdrive, or can't
decide, etc.
Part of the problem might be the public
image of bisexuals, mixed with our invisibility. We know a lot of
sexy actors and popstars, but how many of us know if our accountant
is bisexual, or anyone in Congress? One, Kyrsten Sinema, (yay! coincidentally
bipartisan... hmm) right?
Also, just to clear up two possible
points of confusion: just like the gay man down the street (happily
married, probably) isn't interested in men who aren't gay themselves,
neither is a bisexual man or woman interested in someone who isn't
likely to be interested back. Making allowances for Victorian
unrequited love, of course, and celebrity fandom. And, just because a
bisexual man or woman is married, that doesn't suddenly make them
binary. Just like a straight woman still sees a heart throb, even if
she's happily committed in a relationship.
What if bisexuality were called
something cool? We don't even have a fancy island name: “Hi, I'm a lesbian”
has some poetry. “Hi, I'm gay” sounds like your sense of fun has
been fine tuned.
Maybe I'll just commandeer one of the
Hogwarts' house names. From now on, “I'm Ravenclaw” means “I am
just as likely to have married a man as a woman, and I am really
happy with my choice, but that does not make me straight, or homosexual.”
Identity politics. They never leave you alone, do they?